CONTINUED FROM LIK ROPER FOR PRESIDENT 2000...
*UTILIZE THE INTERNET, ATMS, LOTTO MACHINES AND TELEPHONE SYSTEMS TO VIRTUALLY REVOLUTIONIZE THE VOTING SYSTEM BY ALLOWING VOTERS TO DECIDE ON ISSUES OF VITAL LOCAL, STATE, NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL IMPORTANCE SUCH AS NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT AND/OR GENERAL DEMILITARIZATION, CAMPAIGN FINANCE AND TAX REFORMS OR DRUG DECRIMINALIZATION.
*SCALE BACK GOVERNMENT TO CREATE A SUBSERVIANT WORKFORCE EVENTUALLY MADE OBSOLETE AND REPLACED BY COMPUTER SYSTEMS PROGRAMMED BY CONSTITUENTS.
*ESTABLISH SHARED RELIGIOUS WORSHIP FACILITIES TO HELP UNIFY AND CONSOLIDATE IDEOLOGIES AND IMPROVE SPACE UTILIZATION.
*DRASTICALLY IMPROVE TRANSPORTATION SYSTEMS WITH MANDATORY LARGE-SCALE REGIONAL COORDINATION FOR EFFICIENT COMMERCE, LESS TRAFFIC CONGESTION AND AN OVERALL IMPROVED QUALITY OF LIFE..
*ENCOURAGE TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITIES TO ESTABLISH AN AUGMENTED SCHOOL BUSSING SYSTEM WITH SUB-STATIONS FOR: A)EFFICIENT DISTRIBUTION OF STUDENTS
B)DECREASED TRAFFIC CONGESTION IN ONCE QUIET NEIGHBORHOODS
AND C)ACCELERATED COMMERCE ALLOWING PARENTS TO GET TO WORK AND GENERATE TAX REVENUES SO I CAN GET PAID.
*SEMI-NATURALIZE SOME PUBLIC PARKS TO ADD NECESSARY WILDLIFE HABITAT.
*ENCOURAGE THE DEVELOPMENT OF HUMANE ALTERNATIVES TO ANIMAL TESTING SUCH AS COMPUTER SIMULATION.
*TURN WASHINGTON, D.C. INTO A STATE TO REDUCE INTER-GOVERNMENTAL CO-DEPENDENCE.
*REQUIRE ALL UNMARRIED WOMEN TO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY REGARDING THE CONSEQUENCES OF ALLOWING CONSENSUAL REPRODUCTIVE ACTIVITIES TO OCCUR.
*CONSIDER SEX A PRO-CHOICE OPTION.
*OPPOSE INFANTICIDE AND/OR ABORTION.
*PROSECUTE SOME WORKING MOTHERS FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT AND NEGLECT.
*END THE USE OF 'DIVIDE AND CONQUER' SOCIAL ENGINEERING PRACTICES TO UNIFY AND STRENGTHEN THE CONSTITUENCY BASE.
*START A PEACEFUL REVOLUTION WITHIN GOVERNMENT TO ELIMINATE ALL FORMS OF 'GOVERNMENT-SANCTIONED' VIOLENCE.
*ADD INDOOR PLANTS TO COURTROOMS AND CANDLES DURING SESSIONS TO MAXIMIZE METAPHYSICAL GOODNESS.
*REQUIRE ALL JUDGES TO SPEND A MINIMUM OF ONE HOUR PER YEAR LOCKED IN A JAIL CELL TO ADD PERSPECTIVE TO DECISIONS,
(BECAUSE TEENAGERS ARE NOT ALWAYS THE ONES WHO NEED TO BE 'SCARED STRAIGHT').
*FLING HOT DUNG IN THE FACE OF CONVENTION.
*ENFORCE TOUGH NEW 'PLAY AN ACCORDION OR TUBA, GO TO JAIL' LAWS.
*PASS GAS LEGISLATION REGULATING DANGEROUS NEW STRAINS OF WILD AND UNCONTROLLED SUPER-FLATULENCE.
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