DUCK ALERT! - the ducks will return to the neighborhood once again this spring within a few days of the new moon of january and/or february (depending on weather conditions) so remember to please drive carefully and watch out for ducks crossing the street - surveillance cameras have been installed over the area where the ducks congregate, and any acts of animal cruelty and/or harassment WILL NOT BE TOLERATED - so if you don't like ducks, TOO DAMN BAD - i suggest you move to siberia or something...

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